Turn everything into perverted shit

A simple game. Someone posts a sentence and ya gotta edit it a little to make it seem perverted, then post another sentence so someone else can do it again. Let's get started xD

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANTS?! O__O

WHY ARE YOU FUCKIN MY PANTS O_O

Next:
Gimme the cookies!

Give me a cock.

Next:
Eat your vegetables.

Eat your vag.

OMFG! TIS THE BOOGIEMAN! RUN! RUN! RUUUUUN!

OMG, the boogieman is naked and he.. is a woman. o.O

Next:
School sucks.

School sucks cock.

SAUNA TIME

Sauna Time = Rape Time with hot finnish dudes

next:
I want to be 18.

I want to be 18.. for porn

Where are the guitars?

Where are my condoms ?

Next:
Learn more for school.

Fuck more at school =D

Burn the school down!

Fuck the school down o.O

Next:
Dance with somebody

Dance fucker dance =D

Next:
Screw the potato's! I want strawberries ^^'

Fuck the potatoes! Bondage strawberries! (strawberry bondage... eww )

I'm off to pub! (I wish >.>)

I FUCK TAH PUB! (She wished)

x'D
Srry, I had to x'D


Don't count on me..

Don't hit on me...

I FUCK LIKE A BEAST! (get it more pervy )

I FUCK LIKE A FINN

(A) must be good, huh x'D

Kiss mah black ass!

FUCK MY BLACK ASS! AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT! YEAH BABY! x'D

Lalalalala, do you know the muffin maaaaaaan??

Lalalalala, did you rape the muffin maaaan?

Next:
History summaries up yer ass!

I bonaged and raped like a beast. (whatever that means)

My poor butt.

My poor butt... I got fucked up the ass by a hobo.

I seriously can't stand those Tarjaholics anymore.