The Have You Ever game

The well-known forum game, someone asks a question containing 'have you ever'. The next poster has to answer it and post a new question etc.
So let's get started

Have you ever fell asleep at school/work?

Nope, but I was close to that x'D

HYE been ashamed of your country?

Being ashamed of my country is my daily routine actually.

HYE been so stressed that you actually shit yourself? xD

No x'D

HYE kissed someone you hate?

Does my ass count? x'D

HYE peed in public?

Probably x'D

HYE tripped over a key?

No, but I tripped over a pile of clothes yesterday xD

HYE tripped over a bowling ball?

Probably x'D

HYE sung out loud in class?

Neh

Have ya?

Only during music class x'D

HYE choked in a cookie? ö

Um, nope xD

HYE dressed up as a viking clown?

No, but good idea

HYE hit a teacher? =D (Oh I so want to do that..)

By accident, yes

HYE raped a guitar? xD

nah

Have you ever burnt a letter from school ?

No, but I shall burn my chemistry excercise book once this year ends

HYE watched any of teh SAW movies?

Nope

HYE kicked your own ass? =D

yes

Have you ever eaten a rabbit (I hope not) ?

Frankly, I have xD
It tasted like bacon O_o

HYE eaten a cod's liver? (I have... *pukes*)

no

Have you ever wanted to be someone else ?

So many times...

HYE fucked a fish? xD

No x'D

HYE reanimated a bug? =D

nope

Have you ever taken drugs (stupid question number xy)?

Yes

HYE walked into a wall?

no

Have you ever had Finlandia ?

In my dreams? x'D

HYE kissed a frog? =D